Where's That From??

• I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so...so... scared!
• hey hey hey hey, what is going on here?!
• you got it dude!
• what it is a goo for absolulie nothing, huh, hah!
• inconceivable!
• la LAA la-la la-la
• hey, whats up with you? nothing whats up with you? nothing whats up with you?
• and thats how its done!
• beep beep!
• did i dooo that?
• cut it out!
• and knowing is half the battle.

And the Verdict is??

Signs that I am getting older:

• One drink is enough.
• Doing nothing on a Friday night has moved up to the top of my list
• I actually no longer mind cleaning the bathroom
• I have fun shopping for household items... like yesterday I bought a new tub cleaner and brush and was so excited to use it
• I just found out what Skype is
• I wake up at 8:30 on the weekends too
• And can fall asleep with no problem at 10:30 pm
• The work picnic is more enticing than Cosmos and Forum
• Who is Mike Jones?
  

Signs that I am still young:

• Pop Taaaaaaaaaarrrts
• What's stir frying?
• I got carded today at dinner and didn't have my ID, so I snuck in some sips from my friend's drink when the waitress wasn't looking.
• I still have my couches from college... that have been both peed on and thrown up all over at some point.
• My mom and dad had to drive to Charotte to help me with the weed wacker.
  

uh oh... I have more old signs than young ones!!!
no... its just writer's block... i'm sure i'll have more to add by tomorrow!

WHAT OPRAH HAD TO SAY ABOUT MEN

• If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
• Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
• Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
• Slower is better.
  Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
• If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
• Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
• Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
• The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
• Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
• Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within.
• Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god.
  He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
• Never let a man define who you are.
• Never borrow someone else's man.
  If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
• A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
• All men are NOT dogs. (this I am a strong believer of)
• You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is two way street.
• You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
• You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary.
• Dating is fun....even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
• Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
• Never co-sign for a man. (funny, i've actually been asked this before!)
• Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
• Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other women and men (just so they know)... You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.

Random Annoyances of the Month

Things that make you go WTF!

• waiting over a year on a house to be built.
• Indian Standard Time
• indecisiveness - just f'ing pick!
• Stores that close before 6.
• another f'ing rerun of LOST.
• people who have NO respect.
• people who call you and leave you a PAGE instead of a voicemail... I have to pay .10 for that you punk!!
• people who "send a smile" on Friendster.
• Automatic toilets that flush before you're done.
  
  And the #1 annoyance of the month:
• calling my K,K raise with 3,4 off suit and winning with 2 pair on the flop.